Tonight I went to a gallery opening at this man's house/gallery:
His kitchen looks like this:
So I plan on cooking for him. He has two spices: curry powder and oregano. and some 2-year old soy sauce.
I told Kyle that I was going to seduce Lou when I go and cook for him. His place has a catwalk, we joked about him Lou walking up and down the catwalk, shaking his hands, going "there's a girl in the house there's a girl in the house there's a girl in the house" and being very nervous. So I've decided to seduce him. After dinner I will chase him around the house until I have him pinned down and I will have sex with him.
And that is the story of how I will rape lou shields.
Anyways, no call from Andrea yet. Anyone who went in on that, well, you owe me 10 bucks.
1 comment:
So, how was he?
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